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The Three Tests

Before any name is approved, it passes three tests. All three. Every time. Test One: The Brass Plate Test Could this word appear on a brass plate outside a 300-year-old building and feel like it belongs there? If yes, it is a candidate. If it reads like a startup product name from 2019, discard it. Test Two: The Single Word Test Is it one word? Two words maximum if one of them is IBBE. Compound inventions (ResearchHub, LearnPath, SkillForge with camel case) are permanently banned. Test Three: The Explanation Test If you have to explain what the name means before the person can respect it, the name has failed. A good name creates curiosity. A great name creates immediate recognition. A name that requires a paragraph of context is a description wearing a mask.

What Is Permanently Banned

These patterns produce names that belong to a different institution, a weaker one. Compound tech names with camel case: SkillPath, LearnForge, ResearchHub, MentorLink. These are the names of SaaS tools, not of an institution that intends to outlast a century. Adjectives posing as names: Excellence, Premier, Elite, Advanced, Enhanced. These are modifiers. They are not names. They collapse under their own emptiness. Acronyms invented backward: Taking a desired acronym and forcing words into it. This is transparent and it embarrasses the organization. Words that require a glossary: Anything drawn from niche academic jargon, Latin phrases no one uses, or technical terminology that excludes before it invites. Trend words: Anything that would have felt fresh in 2015 and now feels tired. Catalyst, Launchpad, Nexus, Ignite. These words have been used by too many organizations to carry meaning for IBBE.